Bad Boy, Bad Timing

He’s attractive but cocky, a player who’s hard to ignore She’s beautiful but cynical, having dealt with his type before. His type toy with emotions, bad boys love that game And they reinforce her belief that all guys are the same. But he’s different around her, everyone sees it, so she wonders if he’s so bad … More Bad Boy, Bad Timing

Expectations

Hand on my heart I genuinely believe that expectations are the root of all evil. No really, correct me if I’m wrong but wouldn’t you rather have no expectations and be pleasantly surprised instead of having to experience that soul-crushing feeling when your expectations are plummeted into the ground? Expectations should be avoided at all costs, … More Expectations

Grammar Nazi

As some of you may know I have a BA degree in English and before that I attended a Grammar School for seven glorious years. Alright, alright let the stereotyping begin! Contrary to what you might think, I’m not some timid recluse who seeks solace in libraries, who gets high off of sniffing books or who prefers … More Grammar Nazi

Feel Good

Last weekend we were all crammed around the bathroom mirror engaging in our unique beauty regimes before a night out. Gluing on eyelashes to accentuate our eyes, dabbing on foundation to even-out our complexions and spraying our hair with various products to make it appear thicker and fuller. And it got me thinking. In effect, … More Feel Good

I’ll Be Your Clown

Why is it always me? How do I always  manage to get myself into the most bizarre situations? Ok, enough with the rhetorical questions, let me explain myself by using today as an example. So a few hours ago I was happily sitting on the train, on my way to meet a friend after work. I was minding … More I’ll Be Your Clown

You Made Your Bed…

In the aftermath of a betrayal Where do we go? We’re at a dead-end. You’ve been hibernating in your comfort zone Expecting things to blow over Without any effort on your part Expecting me to still be around With my same humour, conversation and energy But if only it was that easy. If only you’d come to … More You Made Your Bed…

Cheeses Me Off

As of lately I’ve realised that there are 2 types of people who have the ability to really cheese me off: 1) Negative people You know the types that I’m talking about, those Debbie Downers who put a negative spin on pretty much everything. Those sour-faced people who use the word ‘hate’ like it’s going out … More Cheeses Me Off