A Quick Pick-You-Up

There’s no doubt about it, January is the Monday equivalent of the months (no offence January babies, but you know it’s true!).

Everyone’s grudgingly returned to work, no longer encouraged to munch on leftovers throughout the day, no longer able to justify wearing hideous yet comfy festive clothing, no longer able to take untoward naps whenever we feel like it etc., etc. And yes, pay-day is nowhere in sight, but all is not lost my friend. This Small Town Girl is here to save the day and turn your frown upside down!

So as I’m a fan of terrible jokes, I’d like to share with you seven of my favourite, so-bad-that-they’re-almost-good one liners to brighten your day, enjoy—and keep reading on a loop for the next 21 days if you must:

  1. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
  2. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
  3. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
  4. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
  5. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
  6. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
  7. Want to hear a pizza joke? Ah never mind, it’s too cheesy. 😛

Now if for whatever inexplicable reason none of those jokes managed to bring a smile to your face, I would like to draw your attention to a little cutie pie named Ashton J. (AKA the famous meme kid) and his adorably infectious smile that will definitely having you melting like a snow cone in Phoenix…

Image result for ashton j meme

You’re welcome. 😀

8 replies

  1. If you want an extra layer of humor. Listen to it with a reader app. LMAO remember the movie Bicentennial Man Robin Williams plays a robot? Fast forward to the scene where he learns to tell a joke and he rattles off all of them very quickly with no timing. Kind of like that LOL thanks for the Post I enjoyed it

  2. Happy New Year…

    Firstly I am a January born baby and not only is it the best month of the year, it’s us Jan born peeps who bring a ray of sunshine to an otherwise slow start back into the New Year.

    Apart from joke no.1 the rest can hold up their head for some credibility.

    What did one telephone say to the other when it proposed?…… I will give you a ring

    Have a nice week

  3. As a Christian Bale fan I truly appreciate that joke. Haha! I’m glad I decided to scroll through my follows today, your blog has been the perfect antidote to a rainy Monday. Another great post. 🙂

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