There’s no doubt about it, January is the Monday equivalent of the months (no offence January babies, but you know it’s true!).
Everyone’s grudgingly returned to work, no longer encouraged to munch on leftovers throughout the day, no longer able to justify wearing hideous yet comfy festive clothing, no longer able to take untoward naps whenever we feel like it etc., etc. And yes, pay-day is nowhere in sight, but all is not lost my friend. This Small Town Girl is here to save the day and turn your frown upside down!
So as I’m a fan of terrible jokes, I’d like to share with you seven of my favourite, so-bad-that-they’re-almost-good one liners to brighten your day, enjoy—and keep reading on a loop for the next 21 days if you must:
- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
- Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
- Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
- What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- Want to hear a pizza joke? Ah never mind, it’s too cheesy. 😛
Now if for whatever inexplicable reason none of those jokes managed to bring a smile to your face, I would like to draw your attention to a little cutie pie named Ashton J. (AKA the famous meme kid) and his adorably infectious smile that will definitely having you melting like a snow cone in Phoenix…
You’re welcome. 😀